Fenrir Greyback - the evil teething puppy

( [Warded Private to Self] )

( [Warded Private to Self] )


Full moon's coming up again. Anyone else have a relative they want me to get rid of?

Pureblood. Halfblood. Muggleborn. Muggle. Who gives a shit?

They all bleed red. They all scream the same. They all taste the same.

Humans are humans. Anyone who thinks different has got their head shoved so far up their own arse it's a wonder they haven't choked to death on their own shit.

To whoever sent the yellow box:

Thanks! Was great for target practice. I'm afraid there's not much left now. Easy come, easy go.


Also, how stupid do you think I am? Because I'm sure as shit smarter than you. You didn't think other people haven't tried that one before? What was the steak laced with? Poison? Sleeping potion? Shame on you to waste good food like that.

[Warded Private to Self]
Now that was... what's the word that pretentious fuck of a wolf used to use before I ripped his throat out? Oh yeah. Illuminating. That was illuminating.

Lots of bitching about how mean and nasty and icky I am, bit of bitching about how horrible the blood was and not much else. Not a single demand to know where I was or whether I'd killed more than one, not even from the Aurors or WCU people.

Heh. I could have slaughtered every single one of those Muggles and that lot on the journals probably wouldn't have cared. Just goes to show. People like mouthing words about how Muggles are just fine but they don't really give a shit about them when the chips are down, not even the official types. Makes life good for me. I should be able to get some Muggle hunts done during the month without anyone caring.

Knew testing the waters would be worth it. And people wonder why I haven't been caught. They think I'm stupid but I'm smarter than they are. Then again, they are only human.
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I'm bored.

I'm also sitting outside a playground full of children. And their mothers.

Hmmm, I'm seeing a way to make myself less bored.

I just thought you'd all like to know that.


[Added later]
I thought I'd add to the fun. Kids are far too trusting these days, aren't they?

( [Warded Private to Self] )

So... how are you feeling this morning, Black? A little shredded perhaps? You know, if you're the quality of the people they have in the Capture Unit, I'm going to be sleeping fine from now on. You're really fucking stupid, you know that? Running from a wolf? Might as well bathe in barbeque sauce and serve yourself up on a platter while you're at it.

Oh and I'm just fine myself. Thanks for asking.

And Alice. Dear, sweet Alice.

You're a real fuck-up of an Auror, aren't you? Can't protect your husband's family. How can you possibly protect your own, let alone anyone else's? First full moon in charge of my case and you're already responsible for one death. How many more will they let you get away with before they give it to someone competent?

( [Warded Private to Self] )

Full moon tomorrow. Who wants to come and play?

And the count goes up.

Fenrir Greyback: sixty gazillion.
The Ministry and its various pathetic lackeys: ZERO


Maybe one day you'll catch me. And maybe one day the sky will turn purple, galleons will start falling like rain and hell will freeze over. It's all equally likely.

I love the full moon. I love stupid people. I love combining the full moon and stupid people.

Noticed the Capture Unit weren't anywhere in the vicinity of where I was. How do you guys choose where you're going to patrol? Just toss a dart at a map of England and hope you get lucky? You guys are getting stupider by the year. But I suppose that's no surprise to anyone. You hired Black after all. So you're either stupid. Or desperate. Or both.

Bet you'll all be pleased to know that I ain't responsible for those missing people.

Cos if I'd been responsible, they wouldn't be missing, just dead.

( Full Moons )

( Fenrir Greyback )